Edward "Ted" White is a geek who tries not to take himself too seriously and enjoys writing about himself in the third person.

Ted has attended college for youth ministry, dropped out to pursue a career as a cook, traveled and lived across the United States, read more books and played more video games than anyone wants to hear about (he's tried, of course), transitioned into the IT field, and finally settled back home in Virginia to recuperate for his next big adventure.

He is currently completing coursework for front end development, working on a sci-fi literature project, fixing (and sometimes breaking) computers, pretending he's good at Destiny, and training to outrun zombies -- with flair.